I Do Not Quote My Own Movies.

If Being An Attractive Woman Got You Attention For Directing, Then The Entire Best Director Category Would Be Comprised Of Models. To Me, That Is Just The Most Ludicrous Connection That You Could Make.

Of Course, The Strippers Also Take Pains Not To Appear Too Innocent, Valorous, Or Bookishly Inclined. (in Direct Opposition To The Swayze Mandate Of 1987, Everybody Puts Baby In A Goddamn Corner.)

Everybody Knows That I'm Not A Snob When It Comes To Pop Culture, Obviously. I Love Reality Shows.

I've Been Watching 'american Idol' Since Its Debut Season In 2002. Back Then, America Hadn't Yet Evolved Into A Gladiatorial Cybernation Of Bloggers, Tweeters, And Self-ordained Voice Coaches.

Ah, Reality Tv: Where Opportunists Delight In Exposing Opportunism! It's Kind Of Like The Indie Music Scene.