I Do Not Quote My Own Movies.

Juno Macguff: I Don't Know What Kind Of Girl I Am.

Above The Stage Was A Glass-floored Second Stage, Which Allowed Customers To Look Up And Watch Another Girl Dancing Overhead. This Multidimensional Display Of Poontang Reminded Me Of The 3-d Chessboard On Star Trek, Which In Turn Reminded Me That I Was A Huge Nerd.

Nobody Comes To Minnesota To Take Their Clothes Off, At Least As Far As I Know.

When I Was A Kid, I Attended A Small Catholic School In A South Suburb Of Chicago.

If This Whole Writing Thing Doesn't Work Out, I'll Be Getting Right Back On The Pole.