He Is The Cheese To My Macaroni.

You Make A First Impression And People Never Forget It. If People Want To Think Of Me As The Wacky 'juno' Lady Forever, I Could Think Of Worse Ways To Be Labeled.

There's This Double Standard That Exists And It Really Frustrates Me. If A Woman Chooses To Work, People Say, "oh It's So Sad That You're Not At Home With Your Children." But No One Ever Says That To A Man Because It's Assumed That The Man Is Going To Be The Provider.

Tabloid Photos Capture People At Their Most Self-conscious And Disoriented; In Real Life, Paris Hilton Is Like An Elegant Paper Crane.

Let It Be Said That The Makeup Artist At '90210' Made Me Look Better For The Fake Red Carpet Than I've Ever Looked On An Actual Red Carpet.

Personally, I Consider 'titanic' The Most Brilliant Example Of Successful Counterprogramming; The Film Actually Countered Itself By Embedding An Epic Chick Flick Within A Classic Disaster Movie.