He Is The Cheese To My Macaroni.

Fact: The New '90210' Is Cooler Than The Old '90210.' It's The Lithe, Streamlined Skipper To The Elder Series' Venerable Barbie. Gone Are The Traditional Parents - They've Been Replaced By A Hipster Mom N' Pop Who Get Busted Necking In The Car.

Everybody Knows That I'm Not A Snob When It Comes To Pop Culture, Obviously. I Love Reality Shows.

Above The Stage Was A Glass-floored Second Stage, Which Allowed Customers To Look Up And Watch Another Girl Dancing Overhead. This Multidimensional Display Of Poontang Reminded Me Of The 3-d Chessboard On Star Trek, Which In Turn Reminded Me That I Was A Huge Nerd.

I've Been Meaning To Write About The Rolling Stones, But I Am The Furthest Thing From A Hipster Rock Journalist.

I Write Small And Weird. Romcoms Are Not In My Skill Set.