I Do Love Poop. I Can't Help

I Love Making Videos On My Couch. You Can Put Those On The Internet Fast. I Can Express Myself.

I Just Look Like A Transvestite When I Try To Dress Up. There's No Place To Hide My Balls.

I Don't Think Half My Stuff Would Be Funny If The Audience Didn't Feel At Least A Little Bit Safe That It's Not How I Truly Feel.

I Remember The Horror Story That I Told Myself Over And Over Again. I'm Totally Alone In My Body. I'm Totally Alone In My Head And Nobody Will Ever See Through My Eyes. I'm Just Completely Alone.

I Think When You're 25 You're Still Finding Yourself, And You Should Have The Freedom Of That.