You Wanna Know How Good Bacon Is?

There Is This False Perception That Comedians Can Never Be Serious. It's Like From Like The Era Of Court Jesters.

Don't You Think It's Strange How Many Referees Work At Footlocker?

There's A Certain Balance Between Finding An Opportunity To Do What You Really Enjoy And Getting Caught Up In The Flattery Of People Wanting You To Do Things.

Stand-up Comedy In The End, Unlike The Rest Of The Entertainment Industry, Is A Meritocracy. There's A Certain Level Of Undeniability You Can Work Toward.

I've Never Eaten A Hot Pocket And Then Afterwards Been, I'm Glad I Ate That. I'm Always Like, I'm Gonna Die.