I Do Jokes About What's Funny, And

The Way Money Goes So Fast These Days, They Should Paint Racing Stripes On It.

Young People, Take Heart: The Older You Get, The Fewer Commandments You Will Have The Strength To Break.

I Think Even The Characters That Are Fundamentally Evil And Wrong, I Want People To Really Love Them. I Think That's Important To Writing Believable Characters. They Don't Have To Be Likable But They Have To Be Loved, At Least By The Author.

You Know That A Given In Life In Human Nature, Is That At A Sporting Event, A Baseball Game, A Football Game, You Never Introduce A Politician, Is Because He'll Be Booed. I Don't Care If He's The Most Beloved Person In The World, Its Part Of The Game.

I Can't Think Of A Performer Who Is Better On Television Than In Person.