I Do Jokes About What's Funny, And

If You Call Your Opponent A Politician, It's Grounds For Libel.

You Know When Jerry Ford Gets The Best Joke, You Know You're In Trouble.

I Squirm When I See Athletes Praying Before A Game. Don't They Realize That If God Took Sports Seriously He Never Would Have Created George Steinbrenner.

The Way Money Goes So Fast These Days, They Should Paint Racing Stripes On It.

I Think You Can't Write With Anger. I Think It Always Has To Be With A Wink. There Always Has To Be An Element Of Hope In What You Write. Otherwise You're Just Getting Mad And It's Not Going To Be Fun For Anybody.