I Do Jokes About What's Funny, And

I Think Even The Characters That Are Fundamentally Evil And Wrong, I Want People To Really Love Them. I Think That's Important To Writing Believable Characters. They Don't Have To Be Likable But They Have To Be Loved, At Least By The Author.

You've Got The Brain-washed, That's The Democrats, And The Brain-dead, That's The Republicans!

You Know That A Given In Life In Human Nature, Is That At A Sporting Event, A Baseball Game, A Football Game, You Never Introduce A Politician, Is Because He'll Be Booed. I Don't Care If He's The Most Beloved Person In The World, Its Part Of The Game.

Being An Olympian Is The Ultimate Test Of One's Sporting Ability.

Young People, Take Heart: The Older You Get, The Fewer Commandments You Will Have The Strength To Break.