I Do Feel I'm Kind Of A

The Thing That Cracks Me Up Is How These Reality Characters Start Out Thrilled And Excited Just To Be On Television, And How They Move To Thinking They Are As Big As The Friends.

I Was Raised Right — I Talk About People Behind Their Backs. It's Called Manners.

When I See You, I Smile. When I Touch You, I Feel You. When I Kiss You, I Love You!

My Act Has Always Reflected What's Going On In My Life.

When My Pals In High School Were Starting To Drink, It Always Looked Unappealing To Me. I Would Be At A Big Party And See One Of The Popular Girls Or Football Players Completely Wasted And Puking And Acting A Fool, And Think To Myself, There Is Nothing Cool About That. I Never Wanted To Be That Out Of Control.