I Do Feel I'm Kind Of A

When My Pals In High School Were Starting To Drink, It Always Looked Unappealing To Me. I Would Be At A Big Party And See One Of The Popular Girls Or Football Players Completely Wasted And Puking And Acting A Fool, And Think To Myself, There Is Nothing Cool About That. I Never Wanted To Be That Out Of Control.

I Actually Have To Pick And Chose Stuff That I Know I'm Going To Bomb At.

But If Something Funny Happens, I Can't Resist. I Have To Tell The People.

No, I Love Montreal... I Think I Love Montreal More Than Montreal Loves Me... I Love The Food There.

Most People Unfamiliar With The Men In A New Town Might Search For Love Until They Find It. I Picked Out Some Guy On My Second Day In La, Who Worked At The Local Bicycle Shop, And Handed My Virginity To Him. “you Can Fill A Tire? Sounds Good To Me. Let's Call It A Date.” Needless To Say He Wasn't Mr. Right.