I Do Feel I'm Kind Of A

I Prefer Being Known For My Stand-up Because I Write It. I Love Being An Actor, And Saying Other People's Words Is Great. But Then, When I Do Stand-up, I Love Getting My Own Point Of View Out There.

But If Something Funny Happens, I Can't Resist. I Have To Tell The People.

I Have A No-apology Policy. No Apologies For Jokes. I Apologize In My Real Life All The Time. I Say Ridiculous Things, I Make Mistakes Constantly. But When I'm On Stage, I'm At A Microphone It's A Joke!

I Do Road Gigs Occasionally But I Don't Want To Go Out On The Road For Months At A Time.

I Did Feel Very Sexy And Desirable. Those Prisoners Looked At Me Like No Man Ever Did. I Don't Care How Many People They Killed.