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The Main Problem With The Democrats Is Their Utter Negativity. They're Made Up Of Schumucks And Hypocrites. They Also Have Higher Levels Of Immorality.

It's No Longer A Question Of Staying Healthy. It's A Question Of Finding A Sickness You Like.

While I Have The Utmost Respect For People Who Practice The Christian Faith, The Fact Is, As Everyone Knows, I Am As Jewish As A Matzo Ball Or Kosher Salami.

Hillary Clinton's Life Has Been Filled With Corruption But Nobody Cares.

Eighty Percent Of Married Men Cheat In America. The Rest Cheat In Europe.