I Didn't Really Say Everything I Said.

Life Is A Learning Experience, Only If You Learn.

How Long Have You Known Me, Jack? And You Still Don't Know How To Spell My Name.

I Tell The Kids, Somebody's Gotta Win, Somebody's Gotta Lose. Just Don't Fight About It. Just Try To Get Better.

Yogi Saw Three Of His Players In The Locker Room Wearing Cone Head Hats. Yogi Said, Those Guys Make A Pair.

You Wouldn't Have Won If We'd Beaten You.