Buy A Stock, If It Goes Up,

I'd Say He's Done More Than That.

When The Waitress Asked If I Wanted My Pizza Cut Into Four Or Eight Slices, I Said, 'four. I Don't Think I Can Eat Eight.'

When I'm Sittin' Down To Dinner With The Family, Stuff [another Yogiism] Just Pops Out. And They'll Say, 'dad, You Just Said Another One.' And I Don't Even Know What The Heck I Said.

A Nickel Ain't Worth A Dime Anymore.

You've Got To Be Very Careful If You Don't Know Where You Are Going, Because You Might Not Get There.