If I Didn't Wake Up I'd Still

I Tell The Kids, Somebody's Gotta Win, Somebody's Gotta Lose. Just Don't Fight About It. Just Try To Get Better.

I Wish I Had An Answer To That Because I'm Tired Of Answering That Question.

I Hate To See It Go, I'll Tell You That. I Played Here All My Life. Eighteen Years I Played Here And I'm Sorry To See It Go.

Yogi Ordered A Pizza. The Waitress Asked How Many Pieces Do You Want Your Pie Cut? Yogi Responded, Four. I Don't Think I Could Eat Eight.

You Should Always Go To Other People's Funerals, Otherwise, They Won't Come To Yours.