If I Didn't Wake Up I'd Still

If People Don't Want To Come Out To The Ball Park, Nobody's Gonna Stop 'em.

It's Not Too Far; It Just Seems Like It Is.

It's Pretty Far, But It Doesn't Seem Like It.

The Ballparks Have Gotten Too Crowded. That's Why Nobody Goes To See The Game Anymore.

When The Waitress Asked If I Wanted My Pizza Cut Into Four Or Eight Slices, I Said, 'four. I Don't Think I Can Eat Eight.'