Here's A Rule I Recommend: Never Practice

I Have Been Absolutely Hag-ridden With Ambition. If I Could Wish To Have Anything In The World It Would Be To Be Free Of Ambition.

I'll Come And Make Love To You At Five O'clock. If I'm Late, Start Without Me.

Only Good Girls Keep Diaries. Bad Girls Don't Have Time.

If I Were Well Behaved, I'd Die Of Boredom.

My Progress Reminded Me Of The Horses In The Whip. They Raced At The Limit Of Their Speed Directly Toward The Audience. But They Raced On A Treadmill Which Canceled Out Their Progress.