Here's A Rule I Recommend: Never Practice

There Have Only Been Two Authentic Geniuses In The World, Willie Mays And Willie Shakespeare And I Think You'd Better Put Shakespeare First, Darling.

(on Seeing A Former Lover For The First Time In Years) I Thought I Told You To Wait In The Car.

Do You Know What My Ambition Is In Life? To Be Without Ambition. As Far Back As I Can Remember I've Been Absolutely Hag-ridden. I'd Like To Attain The State Of Mind That The Indians Call Nirvana. That, For Me, Would Happen If I Were Free Of Ambition.

Of Course Cocaine Is Not Adictive, Darling. I Should Know, I've Been Doing It For Years.

I Have Enemies I've Never Met - That's Fame.