Here's A Rule I Recommend: Never Practice

I'll Come And Make Love To You At Five O'clock. If I'm Late, Start Without Me.

It's The Good Girls Who Keep Diaries; The Bad Girls Never Have The Time.

Drink Reacts On Its Practitioners In Conflicting Ways. One Brave Can Knock Off A Quart Of Scotch And Look And Act As Sober As Herbert Hoover. Another, After Three Martinis, Makes Two-cushion Carroms Off The Chaise Lounge As He Attempts To Negotiate The Bathroom.

[to The Man Who Came Up To Her At A Party And Exclaimed Effusively, 'tallulah! I Haven't Seen You For 41 Years!':] I Thought I Told You To Wait In The Car.

If I Had To Live My Life Again, I'd Make The Same Mistakes, Only Sooner.