I Decided To Fly Through The Air

I Recently Have Had A Full Hip Replacement And A Liver Transplant, And I'm Getting Used To The Medication.

I Would Always Rather Be In The Arena Fighting Than Be A Spectator.

The Harley's Got A Little Too Much Torque When It Comes To Jumping.

She (my Ex-wife) Wanted Me To Stop Being Evel Knievel. I Am Who I Am. I'm Not Going To Change. I'll Settle Down The Day They Put Me In A Six-foot Pine Box.

I Really Think We Should Pass A Law In Every State, I Don't Care Whether It Takes The Independence Away From An Old Person Or Not. You Shouldn't Be Driving A Car If You're Over The Age Of 80. Maybe Even Less Than That.