I Created Evel Knievel, And Then He

My Wife And I, We Like To Ride Where There's Not Much Traffic.

All My Life People Have Been Waiting Around To Watch Me Die.

I Always Wanted To Live To About 70. I Thought That'd Be A Good Age.

I Thought I Was Bulletproof Or Superman There For A While. I Thought I'd Never Run Out Of Nerve. Never.

I Guess I Thought I Was Elvis Presley But I'll Tell Ya Something. All Elvis Did Was Stand On A Stage And Play A Guitar. He Never Fell Off On That Pavement At No 80 Mph.