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I'm Sorry, But Having An Aston Martin Db9 On The Drive And Not Driving It Is A Bit Like Having Keira Knightley In Your Bed And Sleeping On The Couch.

If We Build Three Million New Houses By 2020, Where Will We Grow All The Stuff Needed To Feed The People Who Live In Them?

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