Change Gear, Change Gear, Check Mirror, Murder

I'm Having A Nice Cold Pint And Waiting For This To Blow Over.

Like Many Men, I Can Never Find Anything That I'm Looking For, Even When I'm Actually Looking At It. In A Fridge, I Think Milk Is Actually Invisible To The Male Eye. And So, It Turns Out, Are Dirty Great Holes In The Fence.

I Don't Often Agree With The Rspca As I Believe It Is An Animal's Duty To Be On My Plate At Supper Time.

Speed Has Never Killed Anyone. Suddenly Becoming Stationary, That's What Gets You.

Sometimes I Stagger Even Myself With My Genius.