I Couldn't Walk Up To A Woman

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It Began To Dawn On Me That Perhaps My Country Needed Me More At Home Than Overseas.

I Guess I Still Feel That I'm A Comedian; If I Had To Pick One Thing That I Feel Like I Could Do, It Would Be That. That Doesn't Mean That I Like It, But I Feel That's What I Am.

If I Wasn't A Golfer, I Would Still Be Miserable - But Not As Miserable.

I Learned The First Night That Ihop's Not The Place To Order Fish.