I Couldn't Walk Up To A Woman

I'd Much Rather Be On Stage Talking To A Couple Of Retards For Twenty Bucks Than Sitting At My Desk Thinking Up Jokes For...well Let's Say A Few Dollars More.

Pretty Good. Pretttttttty, Pretttttttttty, Pretttttty Good.

I'm A Walking, Talking Enigma. We're A Dying Breed.

Until I Started Doing Standup, There Were Some Very Bleak Days.

Being Larry David On Curb Your Enthusiasm Was The Best Thing To Happen To Larry David In Life.