I Couldn't Walk Up To A Woman

I Tell People That I've Now Done One Decent Thing In My Life. Albeit Inadvertently.

I Got A Swede Lawyer?!? She's Gonna Get Everything!

Sure, Being A Reservist Wasn't As Glamorous, But I Was The One Who Had To Look At Myself In The Mirror.

All Of A Sudden I Discovered That I'm Allergic To Caviar. It Was The Perfect Metaphor For My Life. When I Was Only Able To Afford Bad Caviar, I Could Certainly Eat My Fill Of It.

I Don't Like People Cleaning My Room.