I Just Feed Off The Energy Of

Anyone Can Be Confident With A Full Head Of Hair. But A Confident Bald Man - There's Your Diamond In The Rough.

I Guess I Still Feel That I'm A Comedian; If I Had To Pick One Thing That I Feel Like I Could Do, It Would Be That. That Doesn't Mean That I Like It, But I Feel That's What I Am.

You Know, When You Do Standup There Are Certain Requirements That You Have To Do Like You Have To Go On Stage And When You Get Introduced You Have To Say "hey,how Ya Doin'? How Are Ya?" I Couldn't Do It. It Was False.

I Think Golf Is Literally An Addiction. I'm Surprised There's Not Golf Anonymous.

A Place To Go - That's What My Mother Always Instilled In Me. You Need A Place To Go. And You're Worthless Unless You Have A Place To Go.