I Just Feed Off The Energy Of

If I Wasn't A Golfer, I Would Still Be Miserable - But Not As Miserable.

I Don't Like To Analyze My Music Too Much. It Just Comes Welling Up Out Of The Depths Of My Soul.

I Tolerate Lactose Like I Tolerate People.

Trying On Pants Is One Of The Most Humiliating Things A Man Can Suffer That Doesn't Involve A Woman.

Until I Started Doing Standup, There Were Some Very Bleak Days.