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Cell Phones Are Like A Dog's Nipples... You Don't Have To Shout Into Them!
-Emo Philips
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Cell Phones Are Like A Dog's Nipples...
Emo Philips
Cell Phones Are Like A Dog's Nipples... You Don't Have To Shout Into Them!
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