I Can't Sing, But I Know How

Marriage Is The Aftermath Of Love.

Hollywood Is A Place Where Some People Lie On The Beach And Look Up At The Stars, Whereas Other People Lie On The Stars And Look Down At The Beach.

Having To Read Footnotes Resembles Having To Go Downstairs To Answer The Door While In The Midst Of Making Love.

I Have A Memory Like An Elephant. In Fact, Elephants Often Consult Me.

Just Say The Lines And Don't Trip Over The Furniture.