I Can't Sing, But I Know How

My Life Really Has Been One Long Extravaganza.

It Is Not The Eyes Of Others That I Am Wary Of, But My Own.

I Also Avoid Green Vegetables. They're Grossly Overrated.

It Is My Considered Opinion That The Human Race (soi Disant) Is Cruel, Idiotic, Sentimental, Predatory, Ungrateful, Ugly, Conceited And Egocentric To The Last Ditch And That The Occasional Discovery Of An Isolated Exception Is As Deliciously Surprising As Finding A Sudden Brazil Nut In What You Know To Be Five Pounds Of Vanilla Creams. These Glorious Moments, Although Not Making Life Actually Worth Living, Perhaps, At Least Make It Pleasanter.

Bed Is The Perfect Climate.