I Can't Sing, But I Know How

Wit Ought To Be A Glorious Treat Like Caviar; Never Spread It About Like Marmalade.

We Have No Reliable Guarantee That The Afterlife Will Be Any Less Exasperating Than This One, Have We?

Familiarity Breeds Contempt, But Without A Little Familiarity It's Impossible To Breed Anything.

Many Years Ago I Remember A Famous Actress Explaining To Me With Perfect Seriousness That Before Making An Entrance She Always Stood Aside To Allow God To Go On First. I Can Also Remember That On That Particular Occasion He Gave A Singularly Uninspired Performance.

Why Do I Drink Champagne For Breakfast? Doesn't Everyone?