Work Hard, Do The Best You Can,

It's No Good Pacing Up And Down. It Won't Make The Plane Arrive Any Faster. Just Sit Down And Accept That We're Delayed. You're Just Making A Fool Of Yourself.

You Always Ought To Have Tom Cats Arranged, You Know - It Makes 'em More Companionable.

Certain Women Should Be Struck Regularly, Like Gongs.

There Isn't A Particle Of You That I Don't Know, Remember, And Want.

Passion In A Dromedary Doesn't Go So Deep; A Camel When It's Mating Never Sobs Itself To Sleep.