I Can't Run A Company... I Can't

My Movies Just Kind Of Sneak Up On You. I Don't Have To Worry Too Much About What Everybody Is Going To Say. Anyway, I Really Don't Pay Attention To What The World Says About My Movies. I Just Care About What My Buddies Think.

I Mean, I Look At My Dad. He Was Twenty When He Started Having A Family, And He Was Always The Coolest Dad. He Did Everything For His Kids, And He Never Made Us Feel Like He Was Pressured. I Know That It Must Be A Great Feeling To Be A Guy Like That.

When I Was Kid, Yeah, My Family, My Parents Wanted Me To Marry A Jewish Girl Because That Was What They Taught Their Children, And Thought It Would Be An Easier Life For Me To Raise A Jewish Kid. And I Have A Jewish Wife, I Have A Jewish Kid. They Seem Pretty Happy About It.

Doing Saturday Night Live Definitely Affects My Relationship With My Girlfriend And With My Family, Because You Feel So Much Pressure To Do Well That Night. But I Think Everyone's Grown To Accept That And So They Give Me My Space At The Show.

Some Of Us Will Never Ever Find True Love. Take, For Instance Me. And I'm Pretty Sure That Guy Right There. And That Lady With The Sideburns. And Basically Everybody At Table Nine.