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I Think The Reason I Don't Read Is Because, When I'm Reading, I Feel Like I'm Missing Out On Something Else. You Know, What Are My Friends Doing? Where's My Girlfriend?

I Never Had A Speech From My Father 'this Is What You Must Do Or Shouldn't Do' But I Just Learned To Be Led By Example. My Father Wasn't Perfect.

I've Always Had Lots Of Friends And My House Was The House They All Hung Out At.

I've Been Called A Moron Since I Was About Four. My Father Called Me A Moron. My Grandfather Said I Was A Moron. And A Lot Of Times When I'm Driving, I Hear I'm A Moron. I Like Being A Moron.

My Father Wasn't Perfect. He Had A Temper. I Took Some Of That. He Would Snap, But The Older He Got, He Started Calming Down. He Learned About Life, But The Thing That He Taught My Whole Family Was That Family Was The Most Important Thing And, No Matter What, If A Family Member Needs You, You Go And Help Them Out; You Get There.