Girls Are Soft And Pretty.

It's Just Weird That Out Of Nowhere God Said, May The Three Best-looking Guys In Hollywood Have Babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt And Me. It Was Bizarre That God Said, I Want To Make The Planet More Beautiful, And I Got The Call.

Back To School, To Prove To Dad That I'm Not A Fool.

Bedtime Stories Were Definitely A Big Part Of My Life Because I Was Just So Excited My Father Was Talking To Me.

I've Always Liked Older Ladies. I'm Comfortable With It. They Seem To Be Nice. They've Seen It All.

I Read To My Kid, But I Can't Stand Reading.