Girls Are Soft And Pretty.

Some Of Us Will Never Ever Find True Love. Take, For Instance Me. And I'm Pretty Sure That Guy Right There. And That Lady With The Sideburns. And Basically Everybody At Table Nine.

Me And Fred Wolf Wrote The Movie [ Grown Ups]. The Whole Idea Was About Putting Together Old Friends That Get To Hang Out For A Weekend.

Never Seen My Friends Do More Push-ups, Trying To Challenge Cruises' Manhood. It Was Like, I Can Be Strong, Too!

Like Every Other Rich Asshole, I Have A Cook And He's In My Trailer Making Food All The Time.

We Just Bought This House. It's Too Big. It's Like 400,000 Square Feet, Or Something. We Got An Indoor Lake And Ski Slope In The House! It's Just Too Big.