I Can't Get Married. I Can't Fake

I'd Much Rather See Richard Pryor Or Jackie Mason In A Theater Than In A Club.

When The Sun Comes Up, I Have Morals Again.

I Can't Get Married. I Can't Fake Sleep For 30 Years.

I Love Being Down At Occupy Wall Street. The Sincerity, The Youth Involvement, The Desire For Better, Is Palpable And Moving. There Is True Caring, Sharing, And Refreshingly Naïve Hope.

It Doesn't Bother Me That I'm Not A Household Word On The East Coast. Baton Rouge, Raleigh, Minneapolis - I'm So Popular In These Cities Where You've Never Imagined An East Coast Comedian Working.