I Can't Date Women My Own Age

Due To A Big Bust In Cuba, My Father's Business Suffered Badly, So I Was Free To Choose My Own Career. I Became A Professional Dancer, And I Went On The Road And Started Making Real Money.

Valentino Was Apparently Gay Or Bisexual. And His Two Lesbian Wives. But Without Any Question, He Had Sex With Men. From Choice. So He Was One Or The Other.

It's The Maritime Equivalent Of Rock Climbing.

I'm 86 And My Doctor Used To Tell Me To Slow Down - At Least He Did Until He Dropped Dead.

They Would Glue The Wig To The Front Of My Forehead, And After A While It Would Give Me A Headache.