Bugsy Siegel. The Mobster With The Beautiful

I Can't Date Women My Own Age Any More - I Hate Going To Cemeteries.

I Was Wearing Corn Plasters Above And Below My Toes And Taping My Ankles Twice.

If You Can Believe It, Hollywood Wanted To Change My Birthdate. I Was Born After Valentine's Day, So They Wanted To Change It To February 14. A Latin Lover Should Be Born On Valentine's Day. I Said No.

That Is Perceptive Of You, Because In This Country Men Dancers Have Always Been Viewed With Suspicion. If You Were An Actor, A Star, And A Dancer, You Had To Be, Or Have A Name Like Someone Mainstream.

It's The Maritime Equivalent Of Rock Climbing.