I Cannot Imagine Any Crime Worse Than

A Pedestrian Ought To Be Legally Allowed To Toss At Least One Hand Grenade At A Motorist Every Day.

There Is No Human Situation So Miserable That It Cannot Be Made Worse By The Presence Of A Policeman.

He Was Born An Englishman And Remained One For Years.

All Publicity Is Good, Except An Obituary Notice.

New York Is My Lourdes, Where I Go For Spiritual Refreshment... A Place Where You're Least Likely To Be Bitten By A Wild Goat.