I Can Write A Song In About

I'll Bring My Grits When I Travel, Because I Get So Hungry On The Road.

I Love Bald Men. Just Because You've Lost Your Fuzz Don't Mean You Ain't A Peach.

I Don't Know What The Big Deal Is About Old Age. Old People Who Shine From The Inside Look 10 To 20 Years Younger.

Years Ago When I First Started Being A Big Star I Had Fans That Were Fanatical. It Was When "jolene" Was A Big Hit.

The Secret To A Long Marriage Is To Stay Gone.