I've Done Everything Every Fat Person Ever

If I Hadn't Been A Woman, I'd Have Been A Drag Queen

I Write What I Write, Say What I Say, 'cause I Feel What I Feel, And If I Did It Different, It Would Make Me A Liar! So I'd Rather Be An Honest Person Than A Good Liar.

Being Brought Up Very Religious, I Have A Fear Of People That Look To Idol Gods.

I'm Not Trying To Be Fashionable. Never Was!

You Can Bet There's Something Fishy Going On. I Guess Some Large Mouth Bass Left That Lipstick On Our Shirt.