I've Done Everything Every Fat Person Ever

I Love Story Songs Because I've Always Loved Books.

I Stay Close To My Roots And My Family. I Never Want To Forget Any Part Of It. I'm Still Just A Hillbilly At Heart, Thus A Backwoods Barbie.

I Never, Ever Get Involved In Politics. With Politics You Are Not Allowed To Be Honest. I Don't Have Time To Deal With That. I Would Rather Work With Kids.

I Hope Life Treats You Kind, And I Hope You Have All That You Ever Dreamed Of, And I Wish You Joy And Happiness. But Above All Of This, I Wish You Love.

You Know, I Look Like A Woman But I Think Like A Man. And In This World Of Business, That Has Helped Me A Lot. Because By The Time They Think That I Don't Know What's Goin' On, I Then Got The Money, And Gone.