I've Done Everything Every Fat Person Ever

No Matter How Beautiful A Woman Might Be, You're Always Threatened By Certain... You're Always Threatened By

[on Being Overweight:] If I Tried To Haul Ass, I Would Have To Make Two Trips.

You Know, I Look Like A Woman But I Think Like A Man. And In This World Of Business, That Has Helped Me A Lot. Because By The Time They Think That I Don't Know What's Goin' On, I Then Got The Money, And Gone.

I Tried The Scarsdale Diet And The Stillman Water Diet (you Remember That One, Where You Run Weight Off Trying To Get To The Bathroom).

I've... Been Accused Of Being Involved With Every Man I'm Ever Seen With Or Worked With. Maybe I Have, Maybe I Ain't. I Never Tell If I Have.