I've Done Everything Every Fat Person Ever

There's A Heart Beneath The Boobs And A Brain Beneath The Wig.

When Its Family, You Tolerate What You'd Kill Others For.

I Can Be Accused Of Trying To Be Commercial Sometimes.

If I See Something Sagging, Dragging And Bagging, I’ll Get It Nip, Tucked, Sucked Or Plucked.

I Love The Energy Of Children. It Makes Me Feel Young. I'm Just Drawn To Them. They're Like Magic To Me. And They're Drawn To Me, The Childlike Part Of Me That Never Did Grow Up.