I Can Take Care Of A House,

I Know What I Want! And I Just Go For It.

I Certainly Know First Hand The Waste One Lady Can Create Through Her Primping Routine, Because I Am A Victim Of Fashion: To Me A Day Without Makeup And A Bouffant To Match Is A Day Wasted. I Love It All - Whether It's Fancy, Cheap Or, I'm Ashamed To Say, Even If It's Bad For The Environment.

When I Was A Kid Ellen Degeneres And Rosie O'donnell Were Mere Blips On The Gaydar; And They Were Both Still In The Closet.

The Fit Is My Main Focus, I Want The Fit To Be Great And That's The Focal Point For Me.

I'm Like Cheddar: Yes, Other Cheeses Are More Ooh La La, But I'm Strong, Mature, And Oh So Delicious.