I Can Remember Staring At The Orphanage

Marry An Orphan: You'll Never Have To Spend Boring Holidays With The In-laws.

I Would Never Want To Be A Member Of A Group Whose Symbol Was A Guy Nailed To Two Pieces Of Wood.

When You Think About It, Attention-deficit Order Makes A Lot Of Sense. In This Country There Isn't A Lot Worth Paying Attention To.

My Advice: Just Keep Movin' Straight Ahead. Every Now And Then You Find Yourself In A Different Place.

Bowling Is Not A Sport Because You Have To Rent The Shoes.