I Can Remember Staring At The Orphanage

If You've Got A Cat And A Leg, You've Got A Happy Cat. If You've Got A Cat And Two Legs, You've Got A Party.

I Have Things That Are Strident And Confrontational, And I Have A Lot Of Things That Are Childlike And Innocent And Sort Of Sweet. So, Somewhere In Between Lies The Middle Of Me.

The Following Statement Is True. The Previous Statement Is False.

When Cheese Gets Its Picture Taken, What Does It Say?

Everyone Smiles In The Same Language.