I Can Remember Staring At The Orphanage

Somehow I Enjoy Watching People Suffer.

Why Don't Sheep Shrink When It Rains?

I Don't Understand Why Prostitution Is Illegal, Selling Is Legal, F***ing Is Legal. So Why Isn't It Legal To Sell F***ing? Why Should It Be Illegal To Sell Something That's Legal To Give Away?

Baseball Begins In The Spring, The Season Of New Life. Football Begins In The Fall, When Everything's Dying.

I Went To The Missing Persons Bureau But No One Was There.