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Golf Is An Arrogant, Elitist Game That Takes Up Entirely Too Much Space In This Country.

What Was The Best Thing Before Sliced Bread?

All Patriarchal Societies Are Either Preparing For War, At War, Or Recovering From War.

There Will Be A Rain Dance Friday Night, Weather Permitting!

I'm Completely In Favor Of The Separation Of Church And State. My Idea Is That These Two Institutions Screw Us Up Enough On Their Own, So Both Of Them Together Is Certain Death.