I Would Never Want To Be A

Christian Deodorant: "thou Shalt Not Smell"

I Was Never A Pipe Or Bong Man. That's California Stuff. I Was An Eastern Roller.

You Know Why We're Good At It? Because We Get A Lot Of Practice. This Country Is Only 200 Years Old, And Already We've Had Ten Major Wars. We Average A Major War Every Twenty Years. So We're Good At It!

At Best, God Can Be Viewed As Nothing More Than An Uncaring Incompetent Father-figure

It Is Said That Indians Were Sometimes Named For The First Thing They Saw When They Were Born. Makes You Wonder Why There Aren't More Indians Named Hairy Pussy, Doesn't It?