I Have Been Ambitious To Be A

Mom Claimed That I Could Carry A Tune At 2 Or 3 Years Of Age. Maybe She Was A Little Prejudiced.

You'll Never Prove You're Too Good For A Job By Not Doing Your Best.

If I Feel In Need Of Sleep, I Just Open A Book Or Turn On The Television. Both Are Better Than Any Sleeping Pill.

Any Audience That Gets A Laugh Out Of Me Gets It While I'm Facing Them

At A Flea Market I Always Head For The Junk Jewelry Table First.