I Work As Often As I Want

I Wouldn't Trust Any Man As Far As You Can Throw A Piano

Legend Has It That When God Created Me, He Gave Me A Big Distinctive Voice, A Lot Of Boldness And No Heart.

I Can Hold A Note As Long As The Chase National Bank.

I've Never Suffered Stage Fright. That Fascinates People.

The Only Things I Read Are Gossip Columns. If I Read Three Pages Of A Book, I'm Out Like A Light. When I Pick Up The Book Again, I've Forgotten What I've Read And Have To Start Over Again. By Page Three, Even If I've Just Awakened From A Nine -hour Nap, I Fall Asleep Again. So If Anyone Gives Me A Book, It Had Better Have Lots Of Pictures.