I Can Either Cross The Street, Or

The Character I Play Is A Wonderful Compilation Of Things I Hate About Myself And Things I Love About Myself And Things That I've Invented To Make Her Even More Interesting Than Me.

If I Were Thin, I'd Never Say 'i Am Powerless Over Fudge.' A) I Can't Believe I Actually Ever Said That. B) Which, Of Course, Isn't To Say That I Do Have Any Power Over Fudge. Particularly If It Has Nuts.

Years Ago Women Of My Size Were Considered Royalty.

Almost Everything I Do Is Related To Being Fat.

Handsome, Thin, Sophisticated Men Often Fall Madly In Love With Larger Women, We Just Never See It On Tv.