I Think The Play Actually Became Bigger

It's Important To Me That I Look Good On Television Because, Let's Face It, I'm Single, And You Want Somebody To Watch The Show And Fall In Love With You

Nobody Else Knew What To Do With Me Because Big Women Are Old

So To Me, Fat Just Seems To Be Right To The Point And The Most Descriptive Way To Say It.

If I Were Thin, I'd Never Say 'i Am Powerless Over Fudge.' A) I Can't Believe I Actually Ever Said That. B) Which, Of Course, Isn't To Say That I Do Have Any Power Over Fudge. Particularly If It Has Nuts.

I Learned How To Sign Because When I Was Growing Up In California In Order To Get Into College You Needed Two Semesters Of Language To Get Into A University Of California School.