Waiting, Waiting, Waiting. All My Life, I've

I Can Either Cross The Street, Or I Can Keep Waiting For Another Few Years Of Green Lights To Go By.

So To Me, Fat Just Seems To Be Right To The Point And The Most Descriptive Way To Say It.

It's Important To Me That I Look Good On Television Because, Let's Face It, I'm Single, And You Want Somebody To Watch The Show And Fall In Love With You

People In This Country Haven't Stopped Hating Fat People, But They've Become More Kind To Me, Since In Our Culture, Even Though We Hate Our Fat People, We Love Our Celebrities Even More.

If I Were Thin, I'd Never Say 'i Am Powerless Over Fudge.' A) I Can't Believe I Actually Ever Said That. B) Which, Of Course, Isn't To Say That I Do Have Any Power Over Fudge. Particularly If It Has Nuts.