Parents Know How To Push Your Buttons

I Have Lived My Life In A Culture That Hates Fat People.

It's Important To Me That I Look Good On Television Because, Let's Face It, I'm Single, And You Want Somebody To Watch The Show And Fall In Love With You

Handsome, Thin, Sophisticated Men Often Fall Madly In Love With Larger Women, We Just Never See It On Tv.

If I Were Thin, I'd Never Say 'i Am Powerless Over Fudge.' A) I Can't Believe I Actually Ever Said That. B) Which, Of Course, Isn't To Say That I Do Have Any Power Over Fudge. Particularly If It Has Nuts.

Both Of My Parents Are Professors And Everyone In My Family Has Some Fabulous Degree Of Something Or Another And I Couldn't Get Into College Because I Didn't Know A Language.