Parents Know How To Push Your Buttons

The Character I Play Is A Wonderful Compilation Of Things I Hate About Myself And Things I Love About Myself And Things That I've Invented To Make Her Even More Interesting Than Me.

Waiting, Waiting, Waiting. All My Life, I've Been Waiting For My Life To Begin, As If Somehow My Life Was Ahead Of Me, And That Someday I Would Arrive At It.

If I Were Thin, I'd Never Say 'i Am Powerless Over Fudge.' A) I Can't Believe I Actually Ever Said That. B) Which, Of Course, Isn't To Say That I Do Have Any Power Over Fudge. Particularly If It Has Nuts.

So To Me, Fat Just Seems To Be Right To The Point And The Most Descriptive Way To Say It.

So Instead Of Beating Myself Up For Being Fat, I Think It's A Miracle That I Laugh Every Day And Walk Through My Life With Pride, Because Our Culture Is Unrelenting When It Comes To Large People.