I Can Do Anything I Want, I'm

If You Wish To Kill Yourself But Lack The Courage To, I Think A Visit To Palmerston North Will Do The Trick.

It's Not The Despair, Laura. I Can Take The Despair. It's The Hope I Can't Stand.

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