Give Your Mind As Long As Possible

Writing Is The Great Skill, The Creative Skill. The Acting Is More An Interpretative Skill. And The Thrill For Me Is The Moment When I Think Of Something. And Then The Challenge Is How To Get That Funny Idea To Work In Terms Of The Structure And That Kind Of Thing, Which Is - And That's What I Really Love Doing.

I Was A Terrible Dancer. I Dance Like An Englishman.

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Laughter Is A Force For Democracy.

I Would Like To Do My Own Eulogy, And Then Shoot Myself And Then Get In The Coffin.