I Came To Vegas Because I Work

I Was Born On The Day Lincoln Was Shot And The Titanic Sank.

I Came To Vegas Because I Work 20 Days A Month Here; I Couldn't Live Anywhere Else.

See The Ball; Hit The Ball.

I Played With 11 Hall Of Famers And Played Against 52 Hall Of Famers, And I Don't Know Any Of Them Linked To Steroids.

I've Got A 15-year Old Son And A 10-year Old Daughter, And If They Were Going To Do One Of The Following Things: Be An Alcoholic; Be A Drug Offender; Beat Their Wife Or Husband; Or Gamble. I Hope They Would Gamble.