I Was Born On The Day Lincoln

I Admitted I Bet On Baseball, But I Wasn't Suspended From Baseball For Betting On Baseball.

If I Had Been Busted For Drugs Instead Of Gambling, I'd Still Be Managing The Reds And Baseball Would Be Paying For My Rehab.

I Should Have Shut Up When I Went Up There And Talked To Carlton Fisk.

Somebody's Gotta Win And Somebody's Gotta Lose And I Believe In Letting The Other Guy Lose.

There Is An Old Saying That Money Can't Buy Happiness. If It Could, I Would Buy Myself Four Hits Every Game.