See The Ball; Hit The Ball.

I've Never Looked Forward To A Birthday Like I'm Looking Forward To My New Daughter's Birthday, Because Two Days After That Is When I Can Apply For Reinstatement.

When I Get The Record, All It Will Make Me Is The Player With The Most Hits. I'm Also The Player With The Most At Bats And The Most Outs. I Never Said I Was A Greater Player Than (ty) Cobb.

If Somebody Is Gracious Enough To Give Me A Second Chance, I Won't Need A Third.

You Know What God Told The Cubs? Don't Do Anything Until I Come Back.

I'm Not Bad (his Speed). I'm No Joe Morgan, But I'm Pretty Good For A White Guy.