I Came Here For A Party And

If You Were A Man, You'd Go Into Business For Yourself. I Know A Fellow Who Started Out Last Year With Just A Canoe. Now He's Got More Women Than You Can Shake A Stick At, If That's Your Idea Of A Good Time.

My Experience Is That People Are Most Likely To Listen To Reason When In Bed.

How Do You Feel About Women's Rights? I Like Either Side Of Them.

Since My Daughter Is Only Half-jewish, Could She Go In The Water Up To Her Knees?

Today's Father Day And We're Giving You A Tie, It's Not Much You Know, It's Just Our Way Of Showing You, You're A Regular Guy.