I Came Here For A Party And

I Have A Mind To Join A Club And Beat You Over The Head With It.

Time Wounds All Heels.

I Write By Ear. I Tried Writing With The Typewriter, But I Found It Too Unwieldy

You Call This A Party? The Beer Is Warm, The Women Cold And I'm Hot Under The Collar.

He [groucho's Father] Had Absolutely No Training, And If You Had Ever Seen One Of His Suits, You'd Realize What An Accurate Statement That Is. You See, Pop Never Used A Tape Measure. He Didn't Believe In It. He Said He Could Just Look At A Man And Tell His Size, With The Result That Frequently He'd Make A Pair Of Pants With One Trouser Leg Seven Or Eight Inches Longer Than The Other.