I Buy Smoked Mackerel In A Vain

I'm A Terrible Sort Of Non-fussy Eater, Really. I Don't Like Posh Food Very Much, And The More Ingredients Something's Got In It, The Less I Tend To Like It.

I'm Sure Some Cynical People Would Point To That As The Main Reason For Doing It For A Lot Of People.

I Like Reading, I Like Boring Things, And Yet I Think People For Ages Had This Image Of Me That I Was On The Tube With A Chainsaw Looking For Any Likely Candidate.

I Think Self-esteem Is Fluid. It's Not A Fixed State, And So Some Days Are Better Than Others.

Having Children Is Fab. They Keep Me Young And Make Me Get Up In The Morning.