I Buy Smoked Mackerel In A Vain

Inside Every Fat Person There's A Thin Person Looking To Get Out - They've Just Eaten Them.

I Think Self-esteem Is Fluid. It's Not A Fixed State, And So Some Days Are Better Than Others.

I Thought I Was Funny As A Kid.

I Have Seen Good Nurses And Bad Nurses. They Existed Along A Continuum: From Hard-working, Kind And Competent People, To Office-hugging, Bone-idle Types, To Apathetic, Disengaged Automatons.

I Wouldn't Say I Was Organised At All. I Just Have To Prioritise. Is It More Important For Them To Be Organised, Or To Have Their Dinner, Do You Know What I Mean?