I Burned Sixty Calories. That Should Take

I Work For Myself, Which Is Fun. Except When I Call In Sick, I Know I'm Lying.

Men Hate To Lose. I Once Beat My Husband At Tennis. I Asked Him, "are We Going To Have Sex Again?" He Said, "yes, But Not With Each Other."

Most Men Are Secretly Still Mad At Their Mothers For Throwing Away Their Comic Books. They Would Be Valuable Now.

They Usually Have Two Tellers In My Local Bank, Except When It's Very Busy, When They Have One.

The Way A Man Looks At Himself In A Mirror Will Tell You If He Can Ever Care About Anyone Else.