I Burned Sixty Calories. That Should Take

Men Like Cars, Women Like Clothes. Women Only Like Cars Because They Take Them To Clothes.

Men Are Self-confident Because They Grow Up Identifying With Super-heroes. Women Have Bad Self-images Because They Grow Up Identifying With Barbie.

Most Of The Men Sitting In First Class On An Airplane Have Really Boring Jobs.

I Want To Have Children, But My Friends Scare Me. One Of My Friends Told Me She Was In Labor For 36 Hours. I Don't Even Want To Do Anything That Feels Good For 36 Hours.

The Time You Spend Grieving Over A Man Should Never Exceed The Amount Of Time You Actually Spent With Him