I Burned Sixty Calories. That Should Take

Men Don't Live Well By Themselves. They Don't Even Live Like People. They Live Like Bears With Furniture.

I Just Love Dogs, And There Really Is No Better Companion Than An Animal.

Someday I Want To Be Rich. Some People Get So Rich They Lose All Respect For Humanity. That's How Rich I Want To Be.

I Love To Shop After A Bad Relationship. I Don't Know. I Buy A New Outfit And It Makes Me Feel Better. It Just Does. Sometimes I See A Really Great Outfit, I'll Break Up With Someone On Purpose.

I Get So Happy When I Write A Joke. It's A Very Satisfying, Liberating Feeling.