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I Burned Sixty Calories. That Should Take Care Of A Peanut I Had In 1962.
-Rita Rudner
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I Burned Sixty Calories. That Should Take
Rita Rudner
I Burned Sixty Calories. That Should Take Care Of A Peanut I Had In 1962.
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