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A Saleslady Holds Up An Ugly Dress And Says, 'this Looks Much Better On.' On What? On Fire?

I Get So Happy When I Write A Joke. It's A Very Satisfying, Liberating Feeling.

You Know It's Love When You Want To Keep Holding Hands Even After You're Sweaty.

Waiters And Waitresses Are Becoming Nicer And Much More Caring. I Used To Pay My Check, They Would Say "thank You." That's Now Escalated Into "you Care Care Of Yourself, Now." The Other Day I Paid My Check And The Waiter Said, "don't Put Off That Mammogram."

Some People Think Having Large Breasts Makes A Woman Stupid. Actually, It's Quite The Opposite: A Woman Having Large Breasts Makes Men Stupid.