God Bless The Universe, God Bless Japanese,

Now. Now Is The Most Important Time Of All Of Your Young Lives. And What Does Now Stand For - N-o-w? No Other Way. That's The Only Time - Now!

Someone Once Asked Me What I Want On My Epitaph When I Pass Away. Just The Words 'i Tried.' That's What This Game Of Life Is All About. Trying. There's The Tryers, The Criers, And The Liars.

My Marriage License Reads, 'to Whom It May Concern,'

I've Been Short All My Life. And If Anyone Wonders What My Dying Wish Will Be, They Can Stop Wondering. That Will Be Easy. I'll Just Tell Them, 'i'll Have A Short Bier.'

Always Get Married In The Morning. That Way If It Doesn't Work Out, You Haven't Wasted The Whole Day.