God Bless The Universe, God Bless Japanese,

. . . Children - Not Kids. Kids Are Goats. I've Always Spoken Of My Children As Children.

Now. Now Is The Most Important Time Of All Of Your Young Lives. And What Does Now Stand For - N-o-w? No Other Way. That's The Only Time - Now!

Had I Been Brighter, The Ladies Been Gentler, The Scotch Been Weaker, Had The Gods Been Kinder, Had The Dice Been Hotter, This Could Have Been A One-sentence Story: Once Upon A Time I Lived Happily Ever After.

It's Confusing. I've Had So Many Wives And So Many Children I Don't Know Which House To Go To First On Christmas.

I'm The Only Man In The World With A Marriage Licence Made Out To Whom It May Concern.