I Become A Chameleon For Wherever I

If You're A Host Of A Video Show And You're On The Cleanest Show On Television For Eight Years, People Want To Say, 'well, That's What That Person Does.' That Was The Dilemma For Me, Career-wise.

My Father Once Told Me, And It's Stuck With Me To This Day: As You Walk Through Life, Every Time You Fart It Pushes You Forward.

Wise Men Say, Only Fools Rush In. Wise Men Are So Slow.

My Wife Is A Saint. She's Gandhi. She Walks Around In Diapers And Won't Eat.

Think Well Of Yourself And Others Will Too. Unless Those Others Are In Government, Banking, Or Show Business.