I Backed Horse Last Week At Ten

I Backed Horse Last Week At Ten To One. It Came In At Quarter Past Four.

A Friend Of Mine Drowned In A Bowl Of Muesli. A Strong Currant Pulled Him In.

Deja Moo: The Feeling That You've Heard This Bullshit Before.

So I Knocked On The Door At This Bed & Breakfast And A Lady Stuck Her Head Out Of The Window And Said: 'what Do You Want', I Said, 'i Want To Stay Here'. She Said, 'well Stay There' And Shut The Window.

A Woman Tells Her Doctor, 'i've Got A Bad Back.' The Doctor Says, 'it's Old Age.' The Woman Says, 'i Want A Second Opinion.' The Doctor Says: 'okay - You're Ugly As Well.'